Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

Ronald Reagan

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.”

Rita Rudner

Half of the appeal of staying up late is the total absence of morning people.

Anon.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

W. C. Fields