Never have more children than you have car windows.
Erma Bombeck
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Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
Jerry Seinfeld
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If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup technically a smoothie?
Anon.
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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. Phyllis Diller